The Girls

Haley Franklin
Haley Franklin
Romantic, dreamer, reader of the past, and dreamer of the future.
Haley Franklin
Haley Franklin
Romantic, dreamer, reader of the past, and dreamer of the future.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Looking out the window of a plane to destinations faraway.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    Never leaving my hometown.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    Shyness.
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Inconsistency.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Sonia Sotomayor.
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    Proactiv.
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Energized terror.
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    To keep from hurting Nicole’s feelings.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    My worry lines.
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    Kim Kardashian.
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Understanding.
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Reliability.
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    Ugh! Dangit!
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    Mr. Darcy.
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    19th Century English Literature Camp, 2008.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    Public speaking.
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    I’d like to have a wild side.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    2400 SAT.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    Jane Austen.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    Village of Highbury, England. In 1815.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    My mother’s old locket.
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    High school parties.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    The Bronte sisters. Austen. Alcott.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Elizabeth Bennett.
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    An empty bookshelf.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Not knowing love at age 18.
  27. How would you like to die?
    In the open fields of the English countryside, staring at the blue sky, holding the hands of Nicole and the man I marry.
  28. What is your motto?
    “Better to be without logic than without feeling.”
Nicole Tennyson
Nicole Tennyson
Science isn’t just for nerds. It’s for hot nerds like Neil Degrasse Tyson!!!
Nicole Tennyson
Nicole Tennyson
Science isn’t just for nerds. It’s for hot nerds like Neil Degrasse Tyson!!!
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Front row center at a full-day Neil Degrasse Tyson lecture.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    Being alone.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    Social anxiety.
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Malice.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Neil Degrasse Tyson
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    Celestron Next 4 Telescope.
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Cautiously optimistic.
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    When I don’t want to hurt Haley’s feelings.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    Cheeks, both on my face and rear.
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    Kim Kardashian (I think Haley will agree)
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Intelligence.
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Dependability.
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    Duh! Frick!
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    Neil Degrasse Tyson
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    Space Camp, 2006.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    Flight.
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    My stupid flat hair.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    Reading Twilight series in under 4 hours when I had the chicken pox.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    Neil Degrasse Tyson’s wife.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    The moon (after it had been colonized)
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    Neil Degrasse Tyson autographed poster of the Hubble Deep Field.
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    Cloudy NW night during meteor shower.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    Neil Degrasse Tyson. Jane Austen.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Emma.
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    Negativity in the face of the wonder that is the universe.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Not having kissed a boy.
  27. How would you like to die?
    In space. With NDT.
  28. What is your motto?
    “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” – NDT

The Guys

X. Braylon Foster III
X. Braylon Foster III
A young man with old dreams. An enigma of race and status. A soon to be Yale freshman.
X. Braylon Foster III
X. Braylon Foster III
A young man with old dreams. An enigma of race and status. A soon to be Yale freshman.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Post Tough Mudder beer with my father on the deck of our house.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    My passion for life being mistaken for being an angry young black man.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    Pre-emptive reverse racism.
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Racism.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Jon Stewart.
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    My dad’s Tesla. (I sneak out with it occasionally.)
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Positive. Sentient.
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    When telling the truth would result in pain to those I cared for most.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    My build makes people mistake me for an athlete. I am not.
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    Anyone in the GOP.
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Honor.
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Devotion.
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    You’ve got to be kidding me? No, I don’t play basketball.
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    My parents. They have provided me a life in which I can chose any path I please.
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    Watching my father get an honorary degree from Morehouse College.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    I wish I could sing. I warble.
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    My quick trigger.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    Being able to turn down Harvard for Yale.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    The Dalai Lama.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    NYC.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    My great-great-great grandfather’s emancipation papers. My dad gave them to me as a pre-graduation present, with the note, “You are free to go to the places your dreams lead you.”
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    Playing Trivial Pursuit with idiots.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    Robert Bly. Gore Vidal. Norman Mailer.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Bullworth.
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    People who get satisfaction from simply meeting expectations.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    None yet.
  27. How would you like to die?
    Surrounded by the people and ghosts of those who made me who I am.
  28. What is your motto?
    “The mark of mediocrity is to look for precedent.”
Toby Owen
Toby Owen
Member of the Stone Crow tribe, follower of Shagga, son of Dolf.
Toby Owen
Toby Owen
Member of the Stone Crow tribe, follower of Shagga, son of Dolf.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    A bag of Skittles, a six pack of root beer, and a new season of Game of Thrones.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    Attractive women.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    Divulging spoilers
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Divulging spoilers
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    JJ Abrams.
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    Mac Pro 12-Core w/ 27” LED Cinema Display.
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Inquisitive.
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    Amount of daily “screen time.”
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    Flop sweats
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    U.S. Rep. Lamar Smith. (R- TEXAS)
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Rational thinking.
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Boobs. (Just kidding! Rational thinking.)
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    Mummer’s Farce!
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    Daenerys Targaryen
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    Summer my dad introduced me to his Star Wars laser discs.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    Axe throwing
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    Back acne.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    Dothaki leader Drogo costume for Emerald City Comic-Con 2012.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    Daenerys Targaryen’s “smallclothes.”
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    Pentos.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    Unopened vinyl-caped Jawa action figure.
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    High school gym class.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    George RR Martin. Ray Bradbury. Dr. Seuss.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Daenerys Targaryen. Cindy Loo Hoo
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    The final episode of a season of Game of Thrones.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Not copyrighting my “Mobile Polaroid” app I designed 5 years ago.
  27. How would you like to die?
    In the arms of a scantily-clad Daenerys Targaryen
  28. What is your motto?
    Honor, Not Honors. – Motto of House Westerling
Mitchell Leonard
Mitchell Leonard
Gamer. Lover. Actually, just gamer.
Mitchell Leonard
Mitchell Leonard
Gamer. Lover. Actually, just gamer.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    First in line at Xbox One release.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    Mid-game power surges.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    Anxiety
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Desire to put personal bests over team needs.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Shigeru Miyamoto. Billy Mitchell.
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    Ace Bayou X-Rocker II SE Audio Gamer Chair
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Alert
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    High scores
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    Callused thumbs
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    Doctor Salvador, Licker
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Honor
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Understanding
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    I have this! Finish him!
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    Dr. Liara T’Soni
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    Xmas 2005 (first xbox)
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    Ambidextrous (I’m close…)
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    Sympathy for the virtual worlds I destroy.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    Reaching kill screen in Minecraft beta.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    Tron
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    Tokyo
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    Atari 2600
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    Summer vacation power outage.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    William Gibson. Phillip K Dick.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Rick Deckard.
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    Reputation as shut-in.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Not kissing a girl at age 18.
  27. How would you like to die?
    Kissing a real-life Liara T’Soni while playing Mass Effect.
  28. What is your motto?
    Perception is Fact.
Ferret Fernandez
Ferret Fernandez
Poet, quietly awaiting the end of all that was fooled into being loved.
Ferret Fernandez
Ferret Fernandez
Poet, quietly awaiting the end of all that was fooled into being loved.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Sadness, solitude, loneliness and fear.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    Being “happy”.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    How much time do we have?
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Capriciousness
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Ian Curtis. For he lives in my heart.
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    Vinyl. Clothes and music.
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    You don’t want to know. You wouldn’t understand.
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    When I talk to my psychiatrist.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    My heart.
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    He who lives is despised.
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    His temporary place on this sad, barren earth of ours.
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Long fingernails
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    Sigh.
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    Love is not for me to pursue.  I have more important journeys to follow.  Although a blowjob would be cleansing.
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    This happiness will only happen in the crumbling coffin when I become manna for the worms and cockroaches.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    To develop my own clothing line that no one else can purchase.
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 
    That flickering spark of happiness I get when I hear a Katy Perry song.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    It will manifest itself on the day, preferably night, of my death.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    The raven.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    In Dracula’s castle, soundtrack by Bauhaus.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    I could care less of possessions, except for the Collected Works of HP Lovecraft.
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    Fun. concert
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    Poe. Lovecraft. Plath. Camus. Dostoyevsky.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Hannibal Lechter.
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    By now, I would have figured you would know some of these answers already.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Having been born.
  27. How would you like to die?
    In a huge, bloody explosion in front of an audience of all the people who ever made fun of me.
  28. What is your motto?
    Death becomes me.
Dez Dimmer
Dez Dimmer
Smoker of Herbs, Singer/Songwriter of your new favorite band: AUTO EROTIC WEDGIE!!
Dez Dimmer
Dez Dimmer
Smoker of Herbs, Singer/Songwriter of your new favorite band: AUTO EROTIC WEDGIE!!
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Chilling on a hammock in Jamaica with my guitar and a sack of weed.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    The Jolly Green Giant.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    I get sleepy when I get high.
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Greediness.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Willie Nelson
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    Super Skunk.
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Hazy.
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    With cops and mom.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    Bloodshot eyes.
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    The Jolly Green Giant.
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Generosity.
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Low standards.
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    Sweet. Awww, shit.
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    Mary Jane and my mom.
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    Bongapalooza 2010.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    Those clapping push-ups.
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    My sheets.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    Graduating from middle school.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    A beach.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    Amsterdam.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    Dad’s roach clip he used in Vietnam.
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    Weedless at 4:20 with the cable out and the kitchen empty.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    Hunter S Thompson. The dude who wrote Cloud Atlas.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Captain Underpants.
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    The Jolly Green Giant.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Not buying that super cheap kilo back in August.
  27. How would you like to die?
    On stage. High.
  28. What is your motto?
    “Inhale the good shit. Exhale the bullshit.”
David Davis
David Davis
All District Linebacker. Busch Beer Drinker. Lover of Titties.
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David Davis
All District Linebacker. Busch Beer Drinker. Lover of Titties.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Sharing a beer with Hinder at Déjà vu.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    No Fear! ROTFLMFAO!
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    Trait? Deplore?  What is this shit?
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Nowledge.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Kate Upton’s rack.
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    What is up with all these big words?
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Intense!
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    When I am trying to bang a new chick.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    You’ve gotta be kidding me.
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    Hitler. Am I right?
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    I ain’t no queer, dude.
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Good personality.  Ha, JK.  Tits.
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    Fucking Awesome.
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    Football and beer!!!
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    When we went to State!
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    Bigger dick.  I mean, it’s big already but can never have too much of a good thing, right?
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    Are you still fucking kidding me?  Ah, maybe a haircut.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    ALL DISTRICK LB, baby!
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    Me. Again.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    Between Kate Upton’s boobins.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    My dick!
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    When we lost in the state quarterfinals. Bullshit call by that ref.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    Those people from Penthouse Forum.  And Rich Eisen.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Brian Urlacher
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    Soccer
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Missing that open shot on the QB in the state quarterfinals.
  27. How would you like to die?
    Between Kate Upton’s boobs.
  28. What is your motto?
    No Fear
Christian Nazareth
Christian Nazareth
The Lord is my mentor, my teacher, my Father, and my best buddy.
Christian Nazareth
Christian Nazareth
The Lord is my mentor, my teacher, my Father, and my best buddy.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Curling up with The Good Book:).
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    I have no fear when the lord lives in my heart.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    That I waited too long to be born again.
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Judge not, lest ye be judged.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    The Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. I guess that makes it three!
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    Mother always said my church shoes.  (My mother is a ham!)
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Beyond happy.  One day closer to Rapture.
  8. On what occasion do you lie? ? 
    I don’t understand.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    I am as God made me. But this pimple! :-o
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    Do people really answer this?
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Um, I believe this is for a lady to answer. Blushing a bit here:-S
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Subservience.
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    Praise God!
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    The Lord Jesus Christ.
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    On the day I was re-born.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    To bring the love of God to more people.
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    I am as God made me.  All good here!
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    The day I successfully petitioned our school to start an after school bible study class.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    Um, wrong religion. LOL.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    Heaven.  San Clemente also seems nice.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    My Bible.
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    My guess would be to not be able to have a personal relationship with God.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    I must apologize but I don’t really have time for fiction.
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    Ignorance of the existence of God.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    I have no regrets.
  27. How would you like to die?
    Under the loving eyes of God.
  28. What is your motto?
    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Brad Howard
Brad Howard
Swimmer, photographer, Make-A-Wish Foundation volunteer, Big Brother to my buddy Jamaal, and soon to be Stanford freshman.
Brad Howard
Brad Howard
Swimmer, photographer, Make-A-Wish Foundation volunteer, Big Brother to my buddy Jamaal, and soon to be Stanford freshman.
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  1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Playing catch with Jamal, the kid I am a Big Brother for.
  2. What is your greatest fear?
    Asteroids.
  3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
    Bull-headedness.
  4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
    Lack of sympathy.
  5. Which living person do you most admire?
    Gates Foundation Bill Gates (as averse to Microsoft Bill Gates)
  6. What is your greatest extravagance?
    The Audi A4 my parents got me for my 16th birthday.
  7. What is your current state of mind?
    Optimistic.
  8. On what occasion do you lie?
    For the better good.
  9. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
    Floppy hair (although that’s what people often say they like most)
  10. Which living person do you most despise?
    All Senators who cut funding to disadvantaged children.
  11. What is the quality you most like in a man?
    Consistency
  12. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
    Self-confidence.
  13. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
    That’s smart! Kudos!
  14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
    My mother.
  15. When and where were you happiest?
    Jamal was up to bat at a little league game with a chance to win the game. He hit a screaming shot to left field, and the outfielder got tangled up in the grass, twisting his knee pretty bad. Instead of running to home for the game winning run,Jamal instead ran past second base and into the outfield to see if the boy was OK.
  16. Which talent would you most like to have?
    Flipping a pencil between your knuckles.
  17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
    I’ve always wanted a mean streak.
  18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
    Getting into Stanford.
  19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
    Jamal’s father, so he could have a real father.
  20. Where would you most like to live?
    Wherever there is a need for whatever I can give.
  21. What is your most treasured possession?
    Ken Griffey Jr. signed jersey.
  22. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
    Being in a coma.
  23. Who are your favorite writers?
    Shel Silverstein.
  24. Who is your hero of fiction?
    Sir Lancelot
  25. What is it that you most dislike?
    Nazis.
  26. What is your greatest regret?
    Missing Jamal’s spelling bee win because I had to swim the anchor leg at districts.
  27. How would you like to die?
    Helping someone live.
  28. What is your motto?
    You cannot change what you refuse to confront.

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